“There is no cure for a fictional character love, but the positive side is that it is a benign disease with no negative side effects”
Trust and loyalty are the essential constituents of love. When trust is betrayed and faith of a person is compromised, love loses its very essence. Love is a commitment, and it is the duty and responsibility of an individual to remain loyal to his waifu or her husbando. Every mutual relationship is a profound, vehement bond. Universally, myriads of people have acknowledged that being unfaithful is one of the most disgraceful crime one can commit against his or her lover.
Staying faithful to our love ones is easier to be said than to be done. Nowadays, people often have a list of their Top 10 or 100 waifus when they only need one. These wrongdoings of mankind have encouraged The Duck Master to become a missionary, preaching and saving the Earth and people’s morality by bringing forth “The Ultimate Loyalty Guide”, which will lead humanity towards the path of a healthy relationship.
Here are the seven steps that you need to take in order to establish your loyalty to your waifu.
In order perpetuate the meaning of the word “loyalty”, you must select one anime character as being your best waifu. Choosing the ultimate waifu from your list who perfectly fits your ideal is probably the hardest thing to do since there are so many to choose from. In order to find the right anime girl or anime boy for you, you have to know your own taste, preferences, and your own personality. I think it would be easier to start off by asking yourself these questions: “If I can be married to a fictional character, who would it be?” “What is an ideal waifu or husbando to me?” After thousand times of biting your lips and defying your own heart, you will successfully choose the best anime lover who you are willing to spend the rest of your life with.
“Choose your love carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery”
Holding a wedding ceremony provides the groom and the bride an opportunity to make promises to each other. A wedding ceremony is an event where you and your partner are united with each other as well as gaining a chance to establish your relationship as being official. This will further convey your love to your waifu, and it is a great way to affirm that you are hers and she is yours.
For instance, an otaku, Sal900, fell in love with his waifu, Nene Anegasaki from a dating simulation game. He stated that he has a strong connection to her like she is his wife; thus, he decided to give her a proper wedding. The reception was broadcasted on a Japanese Youtube, called Nico Nico Douga and had more than 40 people attended the wedding, including the MC and the priest. He further went as far as to take her on a honeymoon to Guam. After their honeymoon, Sal900 doesn’t stop taking Nene on various dates around Tokyo, Japan. He continuously proves his love to his waifu and to the rest of the world. There is nothing impossible for true love and true loyalty. Source
As a matter of fact, love and loyalty require a lot of effort to accomplish. In order to exhibits your love and your loyalty to your waifu, you must sacrifice everything you have, including your strength and your time. The shrine has been known as a holy or a sacred place, where a specific deity, ancestor, hero, martyr, saint, daemon, or similar figure of awe and respect, are being worshiped or venerated. The shrine is also considered to be a blessing place where you can confess your sins or pray for happiness. Henceforth, treating your waifu as a deity or a God will show how much you actually love her. You have to build the shrine by yourself and worship your waifu every single minute of your life. By building a glorious, magnificent shrine for your waifu and worshiping her every day, you will be unable to spend time and think of anyone else but your significant partner. Therefore, it will also help to strengthen the bond, the relationship, and the connection between the two of you.
Your love for you ultimate fictional partner will always remain if you, in fact, see her everywhere you go. In order for this guide to work, you must throw away all the merchandises that aren’t your waifu related — posters, body pillows, figures, keychains, and etc. Having the courage to dispose of all of the unrelated materials in your room will help to prove your passionate feelings and dedication to her. By collecting and adding merchandises of your “Partner” to your nest, it will also become more beautiful, more magnificent and tidier than ever. People who enter your spectacular room will eventually acknowledge your passion and your loyalty for the girl you love. They will stay away from you because they don’t want to ruin your relationship with your beloved waifu.
Affection is what all people desire in a relationship. Different people want different things in different situations. There are many ways for you to show your loyalty through your affection such as hugging and kissing. Although they are very overrated, they are acceptable in every setting, allowing your waifu to know that you love her. A kiss or a hug can say many things, for instance, it can give her reassurance. You can further convey your obsession towards your waifu by looking at her everywhere you go — while you are on your way to work, on the bus or train to school, or even when you sleep, go to the bathroom, take a shower or drink water. By observing and looking at her repeatedly every day, the appearance, the actions, the facial expressions of your waifu will be imprinted in your memory. Every time you think of someone else, the image of your beloved wife will constantly appear and her voice will be resonated within your mind. Additionally, her sexy, sweet and wide yet unblinking eyes will glance at you, so you won’t be able to look at anyone. Your lovely waifu will have total control over you.
In order to maintain a good relationship, you must follow your waifu like the way your shadow follows you. The best way to be faithful to your waifu is to create the world that exists just for you and your “spouse”. By bringing her or him everywhere with you, eventually, everyone will notice that he or she is everything to you. There will be no room for you to cheat on her since you cannot lay an eye on other waifu. This step is great in preserving your relationship and your loyalty because it helps to reinforce how much your partner means to you. You will have the chance to protect your waifu from all the of perverts in the society. Taking her or him on a date, eating dinner and watching TV together, sleeping together, and celebrating important events together — all of these will also help to strengthen the love between you two.
You should expect that people will think that you are insanely crazy to fall in love with a fictional character, and consider her as your significant other. In people’s perspectives, you are a psycho who must be treated immediately before it’s too late. Henceforth, you must prepare yourself, mentally and physically. Additionally, you must create a routine that will help to strengthen your mind and help you overcome outsiders’ unpleasant words. However, you should understand that this is your own happiness, so you must not be petrified to do anything that makes you feel delightful. Furthermore, you should stop caring about their judgments. It is quite normal to bring a dakimakura on a date or kiss a poster. You have the right to do anything you want, thus be courageous. This will display your utmost loyalty to your waifu.
“Don’t be afraid to do something just because you’re scared of what people are going to say about you. People will judge you no matter what”
Finally, this guide would not be completed without the opinion of other user’s on this certain topic. I have asked two of my closest beloveds, my senpai Fuzzlord and my bestie Flare. They are very experienced as they have been in a relationship for a long time. Fuzzy Senpai and my Flarious baby are those people who I believe to be extremely loyalty their waifu and husbando. Here are their responses to my question.
The Duck Master
How Do You Remain Loyal to Your Waifu & Husbando?
Flarious
According to the amazing waifu of the salty crow. . . And . . .
- You must worship your husbando
- Devote yourself to the husbando
- Date your husbando
- Sell your soul to the husbando
- Build a Shrine for your husbando
- Kiss your Husbando
Fuzzy Senpai
As one of the most dedicated C.C. lovers, asking me to answer this particular question is just like asking me how to breathe ┐(‘～`；)┌
There is a certain routine that I follow every day in order to maintain my utmost loyalty to C.C sama.This is all for my dedication for my waifu. She cannot even comprehend how much I wish her to become real, so she can punish my horny ass. I really really want C.C. to step on me and tell me how much of a human trash I am. I will lick her foot while she stares at me with despise o(≧∇≦o)!! I have sin C.C…. I am greatly disgusted at myself since I only have 825 pictures of you on my phone, causing it to have no more storage （ ＴДＴ）…I have sin C.C sama. I want you to become real, so you can punish me one day ;-;. Please become real C.C. sama… Please punish your horny pet ᕙ(>Д< ᕙ)!!!”
- First of all, I wake up at five o’clock every morning like every healthy otaku.
- Before going to the bathroom to perform my daily tasks, I kneel and touch the ground in front of my beloved C.C. figure for about an hour <(_ _)>.
- After my daily worship, I put on my C.C. T-shirt and go to class like a typical student.
- In order to assure that I will not miss out any breathing moment with C.C, I spend most of my day admiring her marvelous fanart on my phone.
- During my free time, I frequently re-watch Code Geass, read C.C. doujin, and write poems for my precious waifu (＃´ー´)旦.
- When I get back to my main cave, I always go on AmiAmi to check if there are any C.C. merchandises that are recently added to this beautiful world.
- I do not just desire to own all of her merchandises, I also want to breathe the same air as C.C. sama.
- I further assure that my meals will be filled with C.C sama images and food because they are my nutrients ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ.
- Before I go to bed, I often confess my sins in front of my C.C. shrine because I am very naughty and sinful for having other anime girls in my mind from time to time (._.)
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